Clay

a guy who is autistic and doesn't know he is doing half the time. He disappoints his friends half the time and really wants attention.

COME ONE CLAY!

by Roon. May 5, 2019

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

Clay Hole

Bumhole, arsehole.

"I took it right in the clay hole"

by Rude Definitions January 27, 2021

Clay

A non alpha cocksucking dweeb who thinks he is him but in reality he is just a bum who hangs out with the nerds and is a fury.

I would hate to be a clay he is so ugly and anything

by Butshhh April 28, 2024

Clay

The best BF ever sweet and kind and very sweet. He is foolish but is there for you

Girl one-ur with clay
Girl two- Ya
Girl one-keep him close

by ILoveClay June 19, 2022

Clay

A green blob/warlord or me... Clay

Oh hey i herd dream was live, i wish he did a face revile, OH HEY CLAY, OVER HERE,

by Clayyy March 28, 2021