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Clay

a guy who is autistic and doesn't know he is doing half the time. He disappoints his friends half the time and really wants attention.
COME ONE CLAY!
by Roon. May 5, 2019
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Clay

Perfection in its every form. Is an antonym for the word perfect.
That boy is Clay. He is perfect. Perfection. Perfect Clay.
by Sammiebeebo April 27, 2022
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Wet Clay

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"
by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015
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Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.
I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.
by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022
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White Stained Clay

A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
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radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.
I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.
by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015
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