chub rub

Rubbing an erect clitoris.

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"You're so sexy I'm going to need a chub rub soon!"

by 2lesbiansinlove January 4, 2012

Chub a Rub

This be when you girl has had a long day and desires a massage, but all you want to do is fuck. So you tell her to lay on the bed. Whip your dick out and start beating the shit out of her body with it. Guaranteed to satisfy both. Feels good for her and fun for you. It's chubba wacking to the extreme.

When ever my hoe comes home tired and beat up, I just whip out my dick and beat her up even more. She loves a good massage, but hates when I get it in her hair. You can't win em' all.
sucka

by Griz November 22, 2004

chico chub

the fat the girl gain when the drink hella beer in college

Dude, i played beer pong against this one girl this weekend. She had the biggest chico chub i've ever seen

by ferftheboss December 4, 2010

chub rub

The rash like symptom that forms between a FAT GURLs legs that result from the friction that occurs because of the constant rubbing of the FAT GURLS legs.

" GURL u need to lose some wait, all that chub rub is making ur thighs bleed"

by meno5960 October 19, 2009

Washboard Chub

A type of boner you get from driving down rough, unpaved roads, where the vibration of the vehicle causes you to get hard without anything sexy happening.

"Are we almost to the gun range?!"

"I hope so man, i gots MAD washboard chubbery going on right now, no homo..."

by Godberd November 19, 2019

Utah Chub

A type of sucker fish, or a half erect Mormon dick, often found soaking in moist, fertile habitats.

Ah man, I was cruising the clubs in salt lake last night and saw this fine ass Mormon chick, totally gave me a Utah Chub. I'd definitely let her have 17 of my children!

by Professorbeerhands January 10, 2017

Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010