Chris

Chris is so-so. He usually has thinning hair on the top of his head and looks kind of like an egg. He acts like a know it all and tells strange stories of his childhood and young adult years. He makes jokes that makes everyone around him uncomfortable, but no one ever tells him how bad he actually is. People tend to avoid him due to the discomfort his lingering gaze causes.
Dude, you're being a Chris.
by meeeeep May 16, 2019
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Adj.
C-r-iss (C as in Cat, R as in Racecar, iss as in blISS)

The proproty of an object that is Radiating light, reflecting light, or is bright.
That is one chris penny
by The_Bookworm April 01, 2010
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A person who deeply loves Mercedes more than anything in the world and would do anything for her.

A person who would 1. Let Mercedes pee on him 2. Stick his finger in her butt 3. Let her poop on his carpet 4. I love you
Mercedes' future husband and current soulmate.
Dude, Chris is awesome.
by Mercedes lover July 31, 2012
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1. (adj.) to masturbate excessively until one's penis falls off

2. (n.) the feeling of pain one gets after rubbing his penis too much

3. (adj.) to repeatedly ask for sexual favors esp. through text

4. (n.) an idiot, specifically of the nub or nubling family
1. "yo im so horny, im gonna chris so much tonight"

2. chris: i feel so chris
amanda: its from too much masturbating

3. "man im gonna just keep chrissing Amanda tonight until she comes over and sucks my dick"

4. mom: he put his christmas lights out in october
amanda: what a nub
mom: no, what a chris
by rxkxdxx December 11, 2009
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Yo Kevin! What's goin on Chris?
by Chris Berman's Wife December 05, 2009
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dumb as hell. dont ever associate with a "chris." hes the lamest person on the fucking planet.
"hehehehe yaaayyy!"

"wow youre such a chris."
by boopboop1234 April 11, 2010
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A man who's defined as a "player". He has no regard for woman's feelings, and is typically an asshole.
Mary: Dude, Chris just asked me out last night. He said that I was the only girl for him...but I said that I'll give him an answer later.
Martha: Really? He asked me out last night too...and I said yes.
by 1234eucalyptus November 15, 2010
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