a synonym for double penetration.
ex1. Did you hear about shannon? Matt and Andy chopsticked her last night.
ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her
ex2. Steve walked in on them chopsticking her
by Capt. DP September 20, 2009
Get the Chopsticked mug.The intentional, skillful, deceitful and often cruel act of juking-out, crossing-over, psyching-out, confusing, misleading, baiting or tricking someone who is vulnerable into a plot, trap, embarrassing-moment or minor-misfortune for ones own self-entertainment, amusement, fulfillment, humor, pleasure, revenge, or 1 up.
1. I went to push Charlie into the pool but I stopped before I made contact and he flinched so hard that he actually fell in himself.
2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.
3. April 1st is National Chops Day!
4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"
5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.
6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.
7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.
8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.
9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.
10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.
3. April 1st is National Chops Day!
4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"
5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.
6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.
7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.
8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.
9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.
10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
by Longinus713 April 2, 2013
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by roguu June 27, 2021
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by Who is... The Drizzle? September 8, 2010
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by imnotawhore April 13, 2006
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by artaxerxes March 22, 2009
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