"oh dear johnny, your never going to satisfy the ladies with that chode you got goin' on, you really should by a penis enlarger"
by hayley yates December 12, 2003
Get the chodemug. A chode is the fin-like flap of skin that connects your balls to your asshole. Because this body part is basically useless, the term has become a synonym for a person who does nothing. When used as a verb, it means to waste time in unproductive activity, especially playing videogames. Also to "chode-out".
SPEAKER 1: "I choded out all night with Ultima Online."
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"
SPEAKER 2: "Yeah, I was just choding in front of the tube myself."
SPEAKER 1: "We're such chodes."
SPEAKER 2: "Speak for yourself, chode-muncher."
SPEAKER 1: "Lick my chode!"
by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005
Get the chodemug. (noun): A Penis that is wider than it is long.
(adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.
(adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.
"Timmy's chode was impossible for his girlfriend to deepthroat."
"Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode!"
"Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode!"
by Billy Finkelstein May 8, 2004
Get the Chodemug. There are three types of chodes:
1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small
2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes
3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half
To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.
1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small
2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes
3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half
To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.
Girl 1: I would have hit that, but he whipped out his chode 1 and I wasn't havin' it!
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Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2?
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Girl 3: Holy shit! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.
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Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2?
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Girl 3: Holy shit! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.
by Mclovin IIV January 5, 2009
Get the Chodemug. by UniBalz May 19, 2003
Get the chodemug. A chode is indeed a penis that it as wide as it is long, or wider even still. Often looks similar to a tin of tuna or an enlarged (not in all cases) clitoris.
"A Chode does exist Jonathan, I have one myself and can show you if you so wish. Your mother loved it, she likes the width"... the answer was "Thanks for the offer... but no"
by Jonnyboy August 1, 2005
Get the Chodemug. by FUCKER May 20, 2003
Get the chodemug.