choad

A cross between a chimpanzee and a toad that swings from tree to tree trying to get the banana.

"Yo Justizzle, look at the choad right thurre!"

by M-A-double tizzle December 11, 2003

choad

From the French chaud. Quim, baby juice, load, jizz, paste, sperm, cum, slop, hotmix, jam (pearl or otherwise,) slime, mash, ejaculate noun, slather.

Did you see that het load of choad all over that slut's face???

by lothar mann March 8, 2005

choast

Slang for the all time favourite stoner food: cheese on toast.

Not to be confused with 'Shoast', a joke spawned from the mispronounciation of 'Choast'.

I'm hungry, I think I'll make sum choast..

by ttoonnyy3 April 21, 2009

choad smuggler

You know damn right what a choad smuggler is.

Dude 1: Umm, hey what are you doing?
Dude 2: Shh...smuggling choads.
Dude 1: THIS IS A STING! OMG TIME FOR YOU TO DIE ROTTEN CHOAD SMUGGLING BASTARD!
Dude 2: No! Why did I ever turn to choad smuggling! My life is wasted! No!

by weeeee March 4, 2003

choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

choad

a weanis that is as long as wide, women receive more pleasure from a choad

won't you pleasure me with your choad

by Tquizzie January 17, 2004

choids

Noun (plural) • Short for Munchoids. Any food you eat after drinking and or smoking too much. True munchoids require conflict sometimes in the form of aggressive delivery men, drunker dudes or police.

We just ruined our brains and livers, let's get some Choids.

by Kenny Bloggins September 7, 2006