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cerealist

Someone who has mastered the art of eating, making and preparing a perfect bowl of cereal.

A true Cerealist takes passion in mixing brands to find the perfect balance of texture and sweetness.

ex. Golden Grahams & Capn' Crunch
or Cinnamon Toast Crunch & Crispix

Some hardcore cerealists even substitute regular milk for chocolate milk.
Because Matt considers himself a cerealist (and he's incredibly stoned right now), he's probably going to make himself a bowl of Golden Capn' Chocolate Crunch Grahams. And it will be epic.
by tylersmyler September 12, 2010
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Ceres

Ceres (not the dwarf planet) is a manchild strongly influenced by Brabant's drug abuse, therefore he has a strong mental handicap. He has a slightly different accent, from what he says. Ceres lives in a first world country and his number 1 priority is to make fun of second and third world countries.

"You live in Bulgaria right, how do they even have internet there?" -Ceres

His personality is centred around being a edgy. He bullies children to feed his rabbit. He says he breathes for a living, tho I do not trust this. He lives in a wannabe German province. He jerks off to Finland's shape. He has an addiction to anime just like his friend (I don't trust the fact that he has a friend). He always says he is born in the wrong country whilst living in a first world country. Further study must be made to truly understand his actual brain activity, critical thinking and thought process.
Yeah that guy in my class is such a Ceres, he whines so much about not being Swedish.
by walterthedogofceres November 1, 2020
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Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell
My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon
by big d 32 February 28, 2019
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Milk Before Cereal

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.
I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.
by Dr. Seuss Jr. October 1, 2020
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Cerebellum'd

The easiest way to "get some brains" when trying to date a "Quarterman"
Quarterman "How about you get some brains?"
John The Bald Guy: CEREBELLUM'D
by So And So October 3, 2003
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is cereal a salad

When you want to be healthy, and make proper decisions go with a healthy salad, with a bit of sugar! Cereal is small like a salad and fits in a bowl, and if you want some dressing go with some nice refreshing milk!!!
Is cereal a salad?,Yes! Yes cereal is a salad!
by Josmeg17 September 21, 2017
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