made in chelsea

A crap reality television shows that airs on E4 in the United Kingdom on monday night and is centered around a bunch of young upper-class twits who've never worked a day in their lives.

Jeremy: As part of our new Labour policy we shall either abolish Made in Chelsea or put them against a wall and well you know the rest.

by MidlandsJim November 20, 2016

chelsea

sex; hot engaging relationship; intimate love; too much love can also result in affairs and private business; hot facial expression; also used as the common word fuck

I Chelsea (d) it up...
took another chelstep.
Ima chels that fuckkkkerrr.
he is one hell of a chelsser
Chels me, baby?
We will Chels for life<3

by looove May 14, 2008

Chelsea FC

Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.

"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"

Away section at Chelsea FC

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

brain cells

The cells found in your brain.
aka: what you lose after smoking weed.

Going out to kill some more brain cells.

by BrittanySmith:) August 3, 2007

chello

The ultimate combination of relaxed words.

Chill + Mello = Chello

A: Yo dude, just smoked a gram blunt of granddaddy purp, I'm so high.

B: Dude, that's fucking chello.

by poppasmurfbuckets March 29, 2010

Chellene

Racist Czechoslovakian Word for Eastern European Women.
Commonly used amongst poor and socially unaccepted Czech's

That woman is being a total Chellene, I might go slap the shit out of her.

by Assheat August 30, 2007

Chelsii

A girl who resembles the look of Zelda except way hotter.

Link used to like Zelda until he saw Chelsii.

by Boysdontbleed June 14, 2009