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Cheese

Cheese is a kind of meat
A tasty yellow beef
I milk it from my teat
But I try to be discreet

ooooooh.... cheese
cheese dreams!!! I'm off my everloving tits!!
by brunomindhorn October 17, 2012
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Cheesing

Verb; The act of getting high or "tripping" off of a feline's urine and or liqude substance used to mark territories.
(See South Park)
Kenny went on a super insane cheesing trip after Cartman held down his kitty and made it spray in his face.
by Tower53 March 26, 2008
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To cheese someone is to place cheese on this person's head or in this person's hair. Any kind of cheese can be used for cheesing, though there is a venerable tradition of using warm, partly melted swiss or provolone.
Fuckabout 1: Go on, you have to cheese him soon!

Fuckabout 2: .... OK. <puts cheese in man's hair>

Man from Kent: You are a FUCKING DISGRACE!

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Fuckabouts 1&2: Have you seen someone who could use this food? We cheesed some high-strung geezer earlier and now we're trying to do something good for someone to make up for it.

Woman: You what?

Fuckabouts 1&2: We put cheese in a man's hair.

Woman: Oh, you cheesed him. You are a couple of fuckabouts -- it's douchy to cheese someone. You've to set your karma right by helping the homeless.
by nb c lo August 14, 2009
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Cheesed

To be arrested or detained.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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mmmmm, cheese ;-) Cheese is da bomb baby Who doesn't love cheese?
"Everything tastes better with cheese"
"The Chinese have no cheese"
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? -- Nacho cheese" 'cheesy' huh? HAHAHA
by PaintedButterfly December 28, 2005
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Cheese is to a Human as God is to an Ant.
Cheese = God
Captain Cheese: Fear me, for I am Cheese!

Fromage de Capitaine: Je suis Fromage, Crainte moi!
by Slokunshialgo October 29, 2007
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It all started from one drunkin night of eating mass amounts of cheese and leaving it in the side of a friends car "for later" which turned into much later so now it means "any drunken mistake"
"oh sorry about that cheese last night"
"Can you believe that cheese i pulled last night"
"Dude i took some cheese for the team last night"
by Dre and Yaks June 7, 2003
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