Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.

I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.

by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022

Helicopter Catfish

The act in which you and a partner who catfished you go to one's home to do the sex. The woman hops on the man and spins around like a helicopter.

Hey so do you want to go back to my place and try out the Helicopter Catfish position?

by 123Dumbass456 August 17, 2022

Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.

I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.

by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022

catfish scam

When a person uses dating apps or websites or social media to create a false identity to deceive their victim.

Catfish scam in this article wrote by BEN PAHOR, Staff write on July 12, 2016 - 9:27pm with the title: REPORTS: AFL young gun victim of ‘catfish’ cyberporn attack in ZeroHanger website.

by josencarnacao April 9, 2022

catfish

I think someone is catfish.

You think of me as catfish

by Bobou812 March 28, 2023

Adventure Catfish

ad-ven-cher kat-fish

Noun
1) a person who falsely claims to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented

Verb (used without object), Adventure Catfishing, Adventure Catfished
1) to falsely claim to enjoy hiking, traveling, etc. and does not reveal disdain for adventure until the opportunity is presented
2) to mislead an adventurer into believing one’s own enthusiasm for participation in exciting undertakings or enterprises.

(Name) said she wanted to go kayaking, so I brought my kayak, only to find out she’s an adventure catfish.

by Ley 10 May 16, 2021