Carrolled

When one recieves unfavourable work assingments from management.

" You just got carrolled."

"My ass is killing me, I just got carrolled."

by A-male. April 30, 2011

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

Carrot Scraper

A Carrot Scraper is a girl who doesn't open her mouth wide enough during fellatio, and in turn her teeth end up scraping your dick in the process.

My dick is raw after that last blow job. She was a fuckin' carrot scraper

by Punani-Patrol January 17, 2010

Carroll County Gangsta

Devin Gue. He is the most hardcore, badass gangster to ever walk this earth. Fear him. He destroys pussy like its his job and will fight anyone. anywhere

Oh my god here comes devin gue he is such a Carroll County Gangsta im so scared of him... look at those scrawny arms

by giraffesrock March 28, 2012

Crack The Carrot

To masturbate while watching porn and eating Cheetos!

Man, Last night I had blue ball from my girlfriend so I had to go home and crack the carrot.

by sirly1 April 3, 2008

Snap your Carrot

Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'

Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.

by Poocey Bear June 6, 2010