If cannabis was as deadly as the media wants you to believe, Willie Nelson wouldn't have lived to half the age he is now.
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by Ubeenbamboozledson April 20, 2024
Get the Cannabis mug.The conversational process of referencing content, an experience, idea/concept, etc as or in an overtly funny manner, but due to either the context, or the nature of the content, it could be seen as risky or inappropriate depending on the social situation. When this process is used correctly, it can be simplified as an incredibly funny joke or series of jokes that has the potential to be offensive to specific people or a specific person. When used incorrectly, this will likely result in awkward laughs, strange or displeased stares or glances, or utter silence from the people around you as they try to process the bullshit that just came out of your mouth.
Use In a Sentence: Oh my god, Friend and I had such a fun night last night at the comedy club it was cancable! *laughs*
Acceptable Situational Example That Could Be Seen as Cancable:
*silence*…
Friend: What if we just brought back slavery?
You: *laughing* Oh my god where the fuck did that come from?? *laughs some more and receives the joke well because due to the joke originating from complete randomness, being told by a friend, or has a lack of context, or due it potentially having a hidden meaning or has a connection to an inside joke, it can be seen as very funny*
Unacceptable Situational Example:
*Random spirts of conversation/gossip/ranting in a group setting with 2 other coworkers you are not friends with, but potentially get along with well*
Female Coworker 1: Did you watch that last episode of Special Victims Unit (SVU)?
Male Coworker 1: The one where they had that little boy engage in…*sexual and not even remotely ok behavior for a child to participate in*…?
Female Coworker 1: Yea! It was soo discomforting! I had to turn the TV off I couldn’t watch it anymore.
You: Game is game right!?!
*silence + shocked, displeased or disgusted stares*
You: Get it? Cause the little boy was playing a game before he got…
*more displeased looks as you realize this was not the correct situation to say something like this in*
Acceptable Situational Example That Could Be Seen as Cancable:
*silence*…
Friend: What if we just brought back slavery?
You: *laughing* Oh my god where the fuck did that come from?? *laughs some more and receives the joke well because due to the joke originating from complete randomness, being told by a friend, or has a lack of context, or due it potentially having a hidden meaning or has a connection to an inside joke, it can be seen as very funny*
Unacceptable Situational Example:
*Random spirts of conversation/gossip/ranting in a group setting with 2 other coworkers you are not friends with, but potentially get along with well*
Female Coworker 1: Did you watch that last episode of Special Victims Unit (SVU)?
Male Coworker 1: The one where they had that little boy engage in…*sexual and not even remotely ok behavior for a child to participate in*…?
Female Coworker 1: Yea! It was soo discomforting! I had to turn the TV off I couldn’t watch it anymore.
You: Game is game right!?!
*silence + shocked, displeased or disgusted stares*
You: Get it? Cause the little boy was playing a game before he got…
*more displeased looks as you realize this was not the correct situation to say something like this in*
by Aidoneus Voss May 11, 2024
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by rob0912 May 21, 2024
Get the canabizim mug.The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.
I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!
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Get the Cannabis Januais mug.Cannabannoyed (kan-uh-buh-noyd) – noun
A state of frustration, irritation, or annoyance caused by anything or anyone standing between you and cannabis, whether it’s access, misinformation, or hypocrisy. Symptoms include eye-rolling, deep sighs, and the occasional urge to educate someone who needs it.
Common Triggers:
1️⃣ Lack of cannabis – the shelves are empty, your grow isn’t ready, or outdated laws still keep the plant out of reach.
2️⃣ Needing cannabis oils – but your state says no.
3️⃣ Reefer Madness propaganda – The never-ending cycle of anti-cannabis myths
4️⃣ Researchers who claim weed is bad but have never smoked a joint
5️⃣ Doctors who sound just like those researchers –but can’t explain the Endocannabinoid System (ECS).
6️⃣ Doctors who actively put down cannabis – but will happily prescribe opioids like they’re Tic Tacs.
7️⃣ Doctors who can’t even spell cannabinoid
Best Treatments for Cannabannoyance:
a. Deep breaths and a well-packed bowl
b. CBD for patience, THC for perspective, CBGa for long-term resilience
c. Sending people research studies until they finally get it
d. Letting the science from people who used the plant speak for itself while you look for weed
A state of frustration, irritation, or annoyance caused by anything or anyone standing between you and cannabis, whether it’s access, misinformation, or hypocrisy. Symptoms include eye-rolling, deep sighs, and the occasional urge to educate someone who needs it.
Common Triggers:
1️⃣ Lack of cannabis – the shelves are empty, your grow isn’t ready, or outdated laws still keep the plant out of reach.
2️⃣ Needing cannabis oils – but your state says no.
3️⃣ Reefer Madness propaganda – The never-ending cycle of anti-cannabis myths
4️⃣ Researchers who claim weed is bad but have never smoked a joint
5️⃣ Doctors who sound just like those researchers –but can’t explain the Endocannabinoid System (ECS).
6️⃣ Doctors who actively put down cannabis – but will happily prescribe opioids like they’re Tic Tacs.
7️⃣ Doctors who can’t even spell cannabinoid
Best Treatments for Cannabannoyance:
a. Deep breaths and a well-packed bowl
b. CBD for patience, THC for perspective, CBGa for long-term resilience
c. Sending people research studies until they finally get it
d. Letting the science from people who used the plant speak for itself while you look for weed
"After sitting through another doctor's appointment where they dismissed cannabis but pushed three different pharmaceuticals, I walked out feeling severely Cannabannoyed. If one more so-called "expert" who can't even spell cannabinoid tries to tell me weed isn't medicine, I might need an extra dose of THC just to keep my eyes from rolling into another dimension"
by ResearcherOG_Mike February 21, 2025
Get the Cannabannoyed mug.Due to da risks of cannabilistic tendencies dat one might experience after a dose of "wacky-tobacky", you should seriously think twice if a colleague invites you over "because he doesn't like smoking alone" --- for all you know, he might have other plans in mind besides just wanting your company!
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
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