cancer in a can

noun: diet soda or energy drink

"Come on Paul, lets get some diet coke". "I told you Bob, I don't drink cancer in a can."

by Becky Barham November 12, 2006

cancer

Cancer is so very limited

It cannot cripple love;
It cannot shatter hope;
It cannot corrode faith;
It cannot destroy peace;
It cannot kill friendship;
It cannot depress memories;
It cannot silence courage;
It cannot invade the soul;
It cannot steal eternal life;
It cannot conquer the spirit;

by Peace2all January 29, 2005

Pillow Fight 4 Cancer

A organization put together by a high school girl and her wonderful mom. The organization makes pillowcases for cancer patients going through chemotherapy.

"Were did you get that sweet pillow case?"
"Pillow Fight 4 Cancer"

by RJ & AH April 28, 2007

cancer

The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

Cancer is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

Cancer list

A List of people you plan on killing if you get some sort of inoperable cancer

Tommy: Liza Minneli, Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump...whats this?

Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.

Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?

Bill:shakes his head no

by TheBigMick May 26, 2011

Cancer of Life

Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:

Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed

Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate

Cancer, Cunt, Bastard, Cancer of life

by Barndoor April 2, 2010

cancer cells

Fortnite players, also could be used for naming a cell for a disease called cancer

Hey Jack, have you seen the cancer cells anywhere?
Nope, I think they're over in Science class right now.
Okay, just tell me if you see them anywhere.

by Shmorgon July 21, 2019