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skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles
*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...
by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008
mugGet the skin cancermug.

Moral Cancer

A condition, person or event that attaches to your morality and slowly eats away at it until you eventually become amoral.
Rose was perfectly normal until Shawn turned her on to the Urban Dictionary, now its become her moral cancer.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
mugGet the Moral Cancermug.

Sound of cancer

1. The sound of a Disability choir a tone deaf singer
2. The handicapped student screaming in the hallway

3. When you in Sacarment meeting (Church) and all you hear is crying.
1. All I could hear in that musical was the Sound of cancer.
2. Teacher! Close the classroom door before the Sound of cancer gets louder!

3.I hate church, all I hear is toddlers producing the Sound of cancer
by Dentor February 16, 2020
mugGet the Sound of cancermug.

cancer random

An unreputable individual
He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random
by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020
mugGet the cancer randommug.

bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened
mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer
by ninaur November 16, 2022
mugGet the bowel cancermug.

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
mugGet the half cancermug.

Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.
I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist
by Zacdastan May 28, 2017
mugGet the Ear cancermug.

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