Celling Fan

When you insert your penis into a woman's vagina and proceed to spin her around on said penis. This takes some practice and requires precision timing.

It was so hot out I totally celling fanned that bitch.

by Tyler Blance June 16, 2008

carling talleys

A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.

Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"

by URBOy February 24, 2008

calping

The feeling of sexual arousal a person experiences when Peter Capaldi walks into a room.

"When the Doctor walked in, you could feel the calping in the air."

by Not Davey Johnson February 2, 2015

A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

by RedH October 19, 2010

Coon Callin'

Going to the ghetto blaring racist country music (usually by Johnny Rebel) and yelling things such as "Here nigga! Here nigga!". Popular activity of rednecks and hillbillies.

Joe: Hey Jim you missed the Coon Callin' last night.
Jim: How did it go? Did you get any niggas?
Joe: No butt we got shot at.

by Coon Caller 1234 September 28, 2012

hog callin

Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.

A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!

by cerealkilla May 30, 2006

calligulove

the act of making love to broccoli; a glove from California

Why yes, I do practice calligulove.
This calligulove smells like sawdust.

by Brosifus November 15, 2009