Crippling Empathy

I psychological condition where a person's empathy overrides their critical judgment. The most severe strains of this disease are seen in radical vegans, & environmentalists.

"Gaia weeps when you cut down a tree and it's murder when you eat anything that has a mother."
"Wow, that's the worst case of Crippling Empathy I've seen in a while."

by Wood Dragon 2 October 23, 2008

Cajun Crippler

Covering ones fingers with Tabasco Sauce (or anything spicy) and then finger banging a girl.

Jim Bob ate a whole bucket of crawdads and then went home and gave Bobby Sue the Cajun Crippler

by mv86 February 11, 2008

Crimple

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004

crippling deppression

Something spread from watching freaking horrible Idubbz memes.

Hey, that guy has crippling deppression.

by Mr. C@rrot December 19, 2016

crippled

when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.

look at her hair! it looks crippled!

i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!

i'm moving... that's crippled!

by mariahbriana August 4, 2008

The Crippler

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.

Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.

by therapists July 16, 2008

Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed October 17, 2008