Duggie: BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! Ooo I luv playin my cal uv dootus.
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
Marvin: Alright Duggie, I’m gonna watch TV.
Duggie! But Marvin I wanna play ma cals uf dutus.
Marvin: Duggie, you can play Call of Duty later.
Duggie: Fine fowk!
*black ops Cold War ad plays*
Marvin: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!
*eas alert plays*
EAS: THIS IS NOT A TEST! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A TEST! THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED FROM DUGGIE! MARVIN PLEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
*eas alert ends*
Duggie: i wan da nu galla dootis
Marvin: NO DUGGIE!!!
by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021

A game for 8 year olds to shoot at their own team and cry when older and actually experienced players correct them.
by Skrr skrr bodak yellow March 15, 2018

The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS
Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
by jawspinner September 28, 2020

by Guyp3rson October 19, 2021

by FishDied March 16, 2024

A game series that hasn’t gotten better in a long time. In fact, the series is getting worse over time. Vanguard’s my proof. Zombies is the only good, fun part of those games.
Person 1: Call of Duty is trash! The old games are the only good ones, with a few others.
Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?
Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*
Person 2: Call of Duty: Vanguard is an amazing game, what are you taking about?
Person 1: *Kicks Person 2 into the stratosphere*
by Cum-Chalice April 22, 2022

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.
Example 1
Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again
Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again
by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023
