george barker

A complete Retard who cant do the Basics in life

The boy opened the door VS The George Barker couldnt open the door

by JAYC0010 January 31, 2015

travis barker

an extremely talented drummer who plays with extraordinarily untalented people such as tom delonge and that other loser from Blink-182, and whoever the fuck is in +44. he broke up with Blink-one-"GAY"ty-two only to start an even worse band called +44. his talents could be used in the metal music world rather than punk

Travis Barker has the potential to be cool but because of bad musical choices still remains uncool.

by blablahbla March 4, 2007

carnival barker

FOX NEWS--Non-Objective

carnival barker Fox News the more you watch the less you know. Corrupt media, Stalinist to the core. Non-objective, complete lies, omission of fact, neglect to report on news that could be detrimental to the current regime. Needs to have their broadcasting rights revoked.

by MikeStrong55 July 13, 2016

barkers egg

dog poo, theres no more simple explaination than that!

have you trod in a barkes egg?

by Mark Light December 16, 2003

barkin

to tell everyone about all your material posessions

barkin on my faulty phone, fresh new fit maurice malone

by fotweny November 15, 2004

Barking dog

A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.

by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!

German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her

by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010