Butter Kitty

The weirdest and most loving cat you will ever meet. The cat melts in your hand like butter.

Friend : hey, let’s hangout

You: sorry, I can’t. Butter kitty is melting in my lap.

by Meeewweeem July 4, 2018

butter huffer

A Large Creature, usually SJW with colored hair and Cat eye glasses. who rebels against body norms by huffing butter. (Proud Fattie)

Kate wiped out the country crock again, What a butter huffer

by DestroyerofWORDS December 1, 2016

Mookie-butter

n. 1. Exceptionally creamy, viscous fecal matter commonly occurring after a meal at White Castle or watching an entire episode of The View.

"I just laid out some nasty mookie-butter. It looked like soft-serve."

by Sir Spoonington September 30, 2008

Butter slice

A white asshole that can handle his butter. A white man.

person one: screw that kid

person 2: yea he is a total butter slice

by gringog February 19, 2022

butter tip

When a male can't find a woman's vaginal opening and struggles

John was such a butter tip! He could barely find my vagina

by Dankliknugget January 27, 2016

Fluffer Butter

A sandwich made from Marshmallow Whip (Fluf) and Peanut Butter on white bread. We all grew up with this jawn.

Don't be such a homophobic game-nerd, Mom made fluffer butters!

by ipOStrophe November 8, 2016

Helmet Butter

In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.

Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016