clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.

Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.

by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017

bum whistle

A high pitched fart from ones anus

That sounded like a bum whistle, it was I just let rip

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

bum hymen

membrane covering a bum virgins orifice

Gee man, I didn't know she hadn't had it up the ass before till I felt her bum hymen

by Dizzy4 January 11, 2009

Bum wank

like a tit wank but with your arse

kristen didn't want full anal so offered a bum wank instead

by watermelonclitlicker May 31, 2010

Bum Wickeys

Coarse Bum Hair - very pricky and sticky

1. "Man, trim those Bum Wickeys, they're out of control!"

2. My Bum Wickeys bring all the boys to the yard,
Damn right, more pricky than yours,
Damn right, more sticky than yours,
i could teach you,
HOW TO GROW THESE BUM WICKEYS!

by Autumn Heartache November 1, 2010

Bum Fuck

The middle of nowhere, the sticks, the boondocks, Loosersville U.S.A., the state of West Virginia. A place where the number one song on the local radio is Dueling Banjos and you hope you don't run out of gas before being able to return to mainstream society.

My GPS went haywire and now I'm somewhere in the middle of bum fuck.

My boss sent me on a road trip to bum fuck; I'm lucky I made it back!

by bgm71 June 18, 2013

bum ticker

American Slang, A bad heart

My uncle has a bum ticker

by hambargarz September 5, 2006