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human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.
Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!
by kwhit January 6, 2008
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Welcome to old country buffet

when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.
"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."
by #1jolly roger May 11, 2009
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jimmy buffett

One of the best singers/song writers of all time. Much better than the pop singers of today. Has the best concerts ever and it is all LIVE!
Jimmy Buffett is the best singer of all time and you're a crackhead to think otherwise.
by Alex February 20, 2005
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buffegyguy

Buffegyguy is a fruit.

I ate a buffegyguy.
by Jonaib Haldula October 16, 2003
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buffer timepass

do some other stuff on computer while your video is buffering because u want to see whole video in one go.
chat :_

urbangirl - why are you talking so strange?

urbanboy - oh sry its just my buffer timepass . i am so curiuos to see that video that am checking it again and again
by laksr January 31, 2010
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Buffeticide

When you over-eat every day at the Asian Buffet, slowly killing yourself with MSG.
That's the fourth time Larry filled his plate today. He'll be dead in a week, poor bastard. His tombstone will read "Buffeticide".
by Lord of the Backstage. February 26, 2011
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buffet love

While in Vegas, to be so drunk you have the urge to take your partner on the dirty 12.99 buffet table
by vegas182 March 6, 2011
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