beach brownie 

A beach brownie is the sand-encrusted excrement of a child who, while playing in the sand, digs a shallow hole and deposits his present.

Most commonly, the beach brownie is discovered by an unsuspecting and gullible child who, while merely digging the moat for his sandcastle, uncovers the now sand-encased and hardened deposit. The magellan-child exclaims, "Mom, I found something," to which the parent shakes her head and remarks to a fellow parent, "Billy found another beach brownie."

beach brownie by Casuarina June 13, 2009

Belly Brownie 

When your titty-fucking a chick, and you leave a streak of shit across her belly, racing stripe style.

After leaving the bar, we went to her house, and I gave her a belly brownie.

Belly Brownie by Distrbd68 October 21, 2009

Cosmic Brownie 

the most delicious food that you will ever eat. its addictive quality leaves you craving its chocolate smooth texture forever. it has a dense rich texture of milky chocolate with a thick rich chocolaty frosting with yummy sprinkles. although it is probably on of the most unhealthy things you could possibly ingest, it is completely. worth. it.

Bob: dude, these brownies are so good
10 minutes later
Bob: holy shit im going to puke, im never having a cosmic brownie again.
10 minutes later
Bob: dude those brownies were so good. im getting more.

Cosmic Brownie by cosmicbrownielover July 21, 2011

Slutty Brownie 

A brownie that consists of an oreo baked between a cookie and a brownie. Known for being super delicious and starting to get to be a popular dessert.

Dylan: Hey I just had these really good desserts at a party called Slutty Brownies
Tori: Thats sounds weird what is it?
Dylan: Its an oreo in between a cookie and brownie!
Tori: Oh yum we should start a buisness
Dylan: Yeah we can call it "Slutty Dylan and co"
Tori: Yeah! In Cambridge MA!

Slutty Brownie by ChancePaige February 3, 2014

special brownie 

A Brownie that is baked with Cannabis in it.

"omg im so high, i dint even do anything."

"dude mark, it was that "special brownie" i gave you earlier."

special brownie by Derrick S. December 28, 2005

Dutch Brownie 

Same as a Dutch oven but one poops under the covers as well as farting.

Pooping next to your un suspecting other half in bed or under covers. Then proceeding to pull the covers over, thus trapping your partner under the covers next to the poop. Then proceeding to yell; "DUTCH BROWNIE BITCH".
"I trapped Stephano in a Dutch brownie last night. We are now getting divorced. "

Dutch Brownie by Poo sprinkles January 7, 2015

Chilled Brownie 

Fecal matter deposited inside a refrigerator, freezer, or any other cold storage device; Usually caused by masked shit bandits, the girl who passed out on your couch at 10:00 PM, or drunken debauchery and anal pounding foreplay.

She pulled a chilled brownie and left three big logs on top of my leftover green beans, that bitch!

I went to get a glass of ice cold water but instead I got an ice cold smell of chilled brownie.

Chilled Brownie by President Hoover April 4, 2010