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American basketball consists of tall white and black people in other words have fun getting mushroom stamped in the face by USA you fucking Russians
I love American basketball they say Americans jump so high you get a mouth full of dick
by The biggest man alive October 4, 2016
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Basketball

A name used to define a particularly round white chick, whom typically is surrounded by gentlemen who posses a bronze hue to their skin tone.
What's up with Chelsea these days?

Ahh, man she kind of turned into a basketball.

Hmmm...I wonder why she only dates black dudes, now.

I guess she just likes the way they play the game, man.
by TD22 January 5, 2014
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basketball guy

Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap
by SWAGyoLO January 19, 2015
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Basketball Jones

by cladymore74 August 29, 2019
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basketball

An American variation on the English girls' sport of netball. Netball is somewhat challenging as it places an emphasis upon throwing accuracy by forcing participants to stay on the spot in which they take possession of the ball. These rules were relaxed to allow the less-skilled-than-English-girls American players to run with the ball.
Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing netball!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it basketball - look, no gals and the rules are relaxed!
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.
by The Archdruid of Mercia May 20, 2009
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Basketball

My hobby is basketball
by Thomas.Vas February 28, 2009
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St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.
Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.
by billthecat November 27, 2012
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