chad bowes

Most well rounded man in the world. True definition of a real man, this is the person you want on your side. He can fix just about anything and cook at the same time.

Chad Bowes has done just about everything known to man, If it can be done I know he's the man for the job.

by #chadbowes January 9, 2017

cookie boxers

Cookie boxers is when your boss tricks you by telling you that he has brought in cookies and they are in the restroom. He is then there stood naked and gives you the opportunity to do the dirty in the office you’ve always wanted

Ah man, I’m going to cookie boxers that girl

by Bigdaddy333 November 3, 2017

nelly bowels

That thing my girlfriend has that enables her to pass 100x more gas than me,

Kelly O'Duel has nelly bowels

by QuarterStrife June 25, 2018

big bowes

Big Bowes is one who has a large hunger that is unsatisfactory, they also tends to talk too much when he should not be and doesn’t talk when he is intimidated.

Insulting; “Oh my, don’t be a Big Bowes”

Joking; “If you eat any more you’ll be like a Big Bowes”

by Thomas J Wilson(TJ) September 10, 2018

Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 25, 2018

Trading Blowers

When two guys take turns giving each other blow jobs in a casual, non-committed manner.

“ I just saw those dudes walking out of that empty field together...they must have been trading blowers

by C.Devon Fix July 31, 2019

Skin boners

tiny raised bumps on your skin A.K.A goosebumps.

Biff: I think you got skin boners.
Lissa: Nah, those are just goosebumps.

by Jasmine9292 November 27, 2019