No work boner

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.

I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.

by Skae310 January 26, 2011

Power Boner

When you have so much power that it goes to your head. And then it goes to your other head.

Person 1: I got promoted to manager at my job!
Person 2: Don't let it give you a power boner dude.

by Justin Kimsin November 13, 2016

hate boner

a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object

I have a total hate boner for Bill O'Reilly

by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

Heart Boner

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.

My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.

by LawSchoolNerd January 20, 2009

boner nazi

The person you think of to get rid of a boner.

"Who's your boner nazi"
"Your mom!"

by sexy LLamacorn May 27, 2015

Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

by Synthroid December 11, 2010

Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.

Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008