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Bum boarding

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.
by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020
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Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
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urban board

I was excited to submit my original term to the urban dictionary but the urban board denied me.
by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013
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Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011
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Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.
I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.
by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011
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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
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I'm board

Hey guess what!
THATS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE!!!

HA HA! ha ha

ha.

ha..

I'm so lonely......
I'm board, you just have joined the board club.

(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)
by math class board..... February 10, 2022
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