Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.
by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020
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Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
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by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013
Get the urban board mug.Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.
Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.
Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."
by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011
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I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.
by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011
Get the Blood Boarded mug.A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
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(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)
(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)
by math class board..... February 10, 2022
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