Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Big Bleeding Womb

When a grown man cries like a little bitch.

That giant man is acting like a Big Bleeding Womb.

by mountainkiller December 19, 2011

Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

by KingFett September 25, 2014

Bleeding

Mad Hot

Yo son, it's bleeding outside

by Shorty61874 January 14, 2009

Belvedere

A word used to describe the utter disappointment felt when, after years of anticipation, only garbage is found inside a time capsule. Can also refer to the disappointment one feels when their highly anticipated date turns sour. Reference source: The 50 year time capsule buried in Tulsa, OK contained the rusted corpse of a Belvedere vehicle.

Debi: I can't wait until they open the time capsule. I bet those items will be worth millions.
Mark: (On the opening of the capsule). No, Debi...it is just a bunch of prom dress catalogs and baseball cards. And everything is all wet. Looks like they Belvedered this one, too.

by Debi Rowland March 26, 2008

Belvedere

Inserting a schard of Cristal meth in to the anus or butthole

I Shir squirted after do that belvedere

by Taintskin February 13, 2017

bleeder

it's worst than a pussy. it's a freaken bleeding pussy.

Don't be a bleeder.

by sirkorn4 September 10, 2010