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blessedandgeekedd

Dang youre a blessedandgeekedd
by lolxdbrokie July 21, 2024
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blessedandgeekedd

Someone Who Likes Talking or Is a Chatterbox.
You must be feeling blessedandgeekedd today.
by lolxdbrokie July 21, 2024
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blessing

1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
by Dauzinho September 24, 2023
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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.
I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.
by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025
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Bessied

When someone goes around spreading illness while they know they are sick but choose not to disclose it to anyone out of selfishness.
"Getting bessied" "sorry Emily couldnt make it today, she got bessied last week and is still sick" "you went to the concert while you're contagious ? You really bessied like 5k people"
by Bikinibottomorbust March 11, 2026
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blessedimate

A "typically degree/number of occurrences under these particular circumstances" figure regarding whether "Da Great One" will favor you.
Da term "blessedimate" could also refer to how often dat you will get da standard verbal response after you sneeze; said percentage would depend on factors such as how many times per day dat you typically discharge your nasal-cannon, what portion of your waking hours you usually spend in da company of others, whether said fellow humans are comfy/familiar with voicing said comment, etc.
by QuacksO April 9, 2025
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