birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike

Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike

by Birt Bike April 19, 2018

bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016

Bike grinding

To flip a bike upside down and siting on the tire, then pedaling to please yourself

I watched her bike grind.

I was bike grinding last night.

I'm a bike grinder

by Canidoiy September 28, 2017

bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.

Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.

by jetpants May 1, 2019

Pasty Bike

A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.

A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.

1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"

2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"

"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"

by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019

Humba bike

jamaican term used by kids to refer to large motor cycles

look at the humba bike its fast.

by pratt December 7, 2016

Thunder Biking

A form of mountain biking performed during a thunderstorm.

The 40 mph winds, torrential downpour, and flooded roads were perfect conditions for thunder biking.

by mjaumen July 13, 2012