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office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.
1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".
office bike by ferret March 2, 2007
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mike on a bike 

famous to brantford, ontario
his name is mike, and he rides a bike. (he likes your shoes)
ohyea and he's not mentally stable...
mike: "i like your shoes! :D"
freshman girl: "OMGZ mike on a bike I LURV YEW. lemme take a pictures for facebook!!!11!one!!!!
mike on a bike by mikeonabike January 8, 2011
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rat bike 

A REALLY ugly motorcycle that is ridden often, never cleaned, and maintained at the absolute minimum for it to run. Some rat bikes are built from scrap parts (often from 4 or 5 different motorcycle brands), others start off as nice bikes and gradually become rats. They are often spray-painted camo or matte black to cover all the rust.
I picked up a rat bike at a redneck garage sale for 50 bucks.
rat bike by yargh January 3, 2005

Fell off my bike 

Too be so inebriated in minimal party time that when you fall over you say the most random phrase that comes to mind.
"KT what's wrong? Are you Okay?"
"I fell off my bike"
"What???!!!"
Fell off my bike by ho-house!!!!! August 29, 2009

Dirt Bike 

A lightweight motorcycle designed for use on rough surfaces, such as dirt roads or trails. Also called trail bike.
related to the Mountain bikes but dirt bikes have an engine.
Dirt Bike by djjennyfe May 1, 2007

Lebanese Bike Ride 

When You pull on a chicks nipples and lick her pussy at the same time

scraper bike 

Bikes that are nicely spray painted, and feature aluminum foil wrapped around sets of spokes, which result in the bikes appearing to have rims like a box chevy in the hood. Some people spray paint the aluminum foil to match the bikes color, or the exact opposite. Most jackasses that participate in this are only involved out of pure boredom, and are entertained with it for days to come.

(look up "scraper bike" on youtube)