Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first

"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"

by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl

(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo

by jjj777savage June 5, 2018

Pompoms from behind

Fucking someone doggy style while someone is cheering you on cheerleader style

Jake: I heard Jessica is into pompoms from behind
Bucky: No way!

by AddisonIsGay July 23, 2025

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

three steps behind crazy

A fraise used when some one plans on doing something stupid/reckless

"Dude he is three steps behind crazy if he thinks he'll make that jump"

by Ktgrb December 1, 2016

Smokin butts behind Tedeschi's

Those who smoke cigarettes behind the New England restaurant Tedeschi's. They are often unmotivated in life so they choose to smoke butts behind Tedeschi's.

I don't want to be the guy who's smokin butts behind Tedeschi's for the rest of my life.

by mysticpep July 13, 2021