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dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .
by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006
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Zeus's Beard

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident
by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006
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bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia
I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!
by Leifster October 10, 2008
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Beardfella

Guy 1: Look at that beardfella over there!
Guy 2: That's Karl Marx
by probably sombody you know December 7, 2009
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Jesus Beard

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.
Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011
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Thin Strap Beard

A chin strap beard variation, that is as few possible follicles wide. The thinner it is, the better and/or douchier. Can be found commonly on the faces of frat members, pizza delivery guys, and every guy who works at hollister.
Bro #1 "Yo did you see chad's new thin strap beard?"

Bro #2 " Yeah dude, it looks like a line of ants"
by ChadBroIll69(HaHa get it) October 19, 2011
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frothing the bearded clam

When a man has sex with a woman and ejaculates on the outside of her vagina.

or just plain intercourse
Bob: Did you see John last night?

Fred: No, he was frothing the bearded clam with this really hot chick.
by sexmaster4479 July 26, 2012
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