A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)
My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.
by Miz Pee November 4, 2019
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by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021
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Get the Car basketball mug.Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.
By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.
by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021
Get the Basketball mug.The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
Get the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame mug.That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?
by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Get the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame mug.A sport you don't see guys getting knocked out in, no matter what a sports writer tries to tell you happened in the game. Another thing you don't see is a ref counting down until the guy has to leave the game if he can't get up at the end of the countdown, even if that would be a more interesting basketball game.
The other guy kept throwing the basketball at Joel Embiid's head, he was relentless, and down went Joel Embiid. He could not get up and walk away from this one, he was knocked out, the ref got no response during the countdown, just a lot of twitching.
by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
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