Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009

Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

by SlyFox August 1, 2014

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

bum bark

One of many humorous names for flatulence.

Is there a dog in your pants or was that a bum bark?

by Woordwys April 30, 2015

doggie bark

A doggie park that has many barking dogs.

We went to a doggie bark today. Man, was it annoying.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Bark Ruffalo

Usually referring to a women who fallows yellow lines/ items. Also known as a special journey among four friends.

"There goes Bark Ruffalo following that yellow line."
"I cant wait to go on a Bark Ruffalo with u guys!"

by DanaPozo Flag girle August 13, 2016

barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.

i tried the barking baboon last night

by ilovegum November 20, 2015