Double bagger

When the ricipient of your gentlemans sausage has such a repelling appearance, you feel it necessary to not only put a bag on her head, but one on your own incase hers falls off
Bruh that girl was a mud ting, fully a double bagger
Get the Double bagger mug.

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.
Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.
by Olaffffffvfrf May 11, 2017
Get the Double Bagger mug.

Double Bagger

adj- a person that is a complete douchebag and would also enjoy being tea bagged. The ultimate culmination in being a complete douchebag with bizarre insecurities that you aren't able to pinpoint.

Considered to be the pinnacle of escalating douchebag. Entry level is "douchebag", "complete douchebag" mid, and top tier "double bagger"
That guy is a beyond an asshole, definitely a double bagger....
by Totaleouche May 08, 2024
Get the Double Bagger mug.

guestbook bagger

A person who finds guestbooks with no entries on social networking sites such as Netlog and 'bags' them by being first to comment. Usually done to, mistakenly, increase their self-worth.
Scratching around on Netlog last night, that TurkStud100002 is a right Guestbook bagger- he's beaten me to all the new profiles!
by chilli ring November 10, 2009
Get the guestbook bagger mug.

sagger baggers

A pair of breasts normally from a obese woman.
Person 1: Hey! Have you seen (insert name)'s tits?
Person 2: Yeah. A real pair of sagger baggers.
Person 1: Yep.
by StretZy May 20, 2016
Get the sagger baggers mug.

Turd bagger

Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".
Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger!
by Jay Marc June 23, 2018
Get the Turd bagger mug.

cackle bagger

Call someone who talks on and on about something they have no idea what they’re talking about
when asking the waiter what was good on the menu, that cackle bagger kept going on about how good the pasta was when he hasn’t even tried it
by Nsun21 October 20, 2022
Get the cackle bagger mug.