hairy axe gash

another term for the female bits downstairs.

that girls hairy axe gash stinks...

by L Wilson September 18, 2006

Battle Axe

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.

Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.

by H23 February 26, 2009

cherry axe

A whores vagina when fully expanded. After completer arousal

man, i wana shove my weiner in that cherry axe

by Chriss December 17, 2003

The Axe Effect

1. The result of spraying axe.
2. The attraction and arousal of any woman within a 10 foot radius.

The Axe Effect can make even butch lesbians go straight.

by SirOwnzAlot February 28, 2004

Battle Axe

Weapon - two sided axe, held with obne hand inbetween the blades and one lower down the pole.

The barbaric demon charged, battle axe in hand he decapitated thehuman.

by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2004

Chocolate Axe

A cologne that smells so good that it is almost orgasmic. If you wear it you are automatically more actractive. Only to be worn by sexy mofos

Ally: Ohmygod Josh smelled so good today
Michelle: He was probably wearing chocolate axe

by Algae157 April 16, 2011

pig axe

In the same theme as the penis is called ham javelin, pork sword etc.. this is another swine themed acronym for the old chopper himself

I bludgeoned her across the face with my pig axe

by Slut Whore July 21, 2003