ate

to serve pussy/cunt effortlessly

-Did you see what Karen wore today?

-Yeah, she totally ate it up!

by puss puss puss November 12, 2022

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

I ate a bread

Just saying you ate very delicious bread from a store.

Someone: "Wow what are you eating for lunch?"
You "I ate a bread."

by C3LESTIAL February 25, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

I ate the axe

A different way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (mostly roblox)

Person 1: "I ate the axe"
Person 2: "Well damn"

by anonymous April 28, 2024

ate him for lunch

When you ruin someone's livelihood physically, emotionally, mentally, theoretically, metaphysically, and spiritually.

Racer 1: "Yo did you see me overtake that kid at turn 3? I ate him for lunch."
Racer 2: "yea that kid looks like he is in shambles"

by Radiotrophic Gint February 1, 2023