Asstangle

1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.

2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.

by Arby Juggo January 20, 2023

Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

Asstastic

a word used to discribe a females perfect gliuteus.

Damn, there goes Cindy. She look "asstastic" in those jeans!

by A.G.P. September 24, 2023

Asstastic

A fabulous ass, extremely nice butt or an extremely appealing perfect butt

My butt looks asstastic in these leggings.

by Honey301 January 1, 2025

AssTacular

a person with an all natural apple shaped gluteus maximus!

I did not know you were so AssTacular

by AnnaShatia March 22, 2025

Asster

A more formal way to say ass eater.

You can tell Tim is an asster. His breath smelled today!

by C_dog_69 September 17, 2025

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018