Most people who come on here to post a bunch of stupid definitions. Especially the words that nobody uses. Most of the crap on here is just a bunch of random words put together like "tooth sweaters", who the fuck has ever used that in conversation? And I once typed in cheeseburger and it came up with sex positions! What the fuck!
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Arshole
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Someone who takes pleasure from saying or doing asshole things, but only when it's appropriate for that person to receive the asshole treatment.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.
Also refers to the sense of humor associated with being an asshole.
The waitress was being rude, so I poured water over her head, left a 20 on the table, and walked out, swelling with the pride of a bravado asshole.
by quetzaln January 26, 2007
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Get the arsehole winder mug.An ASSHOLE VAN is a large Econoline size van, typically used for commercial purposes. Whenever you encounter someone in a van like this on the road, that person is an ASSHOLE. It could be a phenomenon similar to the movie "Christine" where the vehicle possesses the owner somehow. These vans are usually driven by git-r-duns.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
When you encounter such a van, try to avoid contact with it but don’t back down. That’s exactly what they want you to do.
On the road, some big ass van cuts you off or just comes into your lane. That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
If there is a lane that ends and everyone is merging in and some asshole in a big van tries to run waay up to the front and cut off a bunch of people... That's an ASSHOLE VAN.
by Takuban November 16, 2006
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...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
by Dinjoralo April 29, 2011
Get the Asshole Tax mug.Reacting to a personal financial deficit by not providing for one's basic human necessities and ignoring one's obligations to others in whatever means is most self serving while still managing to purchase one's vice.
Me: I'm broke. Like not being able to buy food, and having to choose between the mortgage and the power, but still managing to buy cigarettes type of broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
Her: oh you mean an asshole kind of broke? 😊
Me: That's a good name for it. I bounce between nigga rich and asshole broke.
by PandaCase December 4, 2013
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