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Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.
She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.
by Goons definitions May 11, 2023
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Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.
I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot
by Ewalkington1774 December 8, 2023
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fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass
yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night
by fat doinks December 15, 2022
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Neo-Amish

An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.
by unskilled sleeper July 18, 2023
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Amish rocket

The Amish rocket is the process of using your own, hand churned butter, to utilize as lubrication for your asshole during an Amish gang bang.
We really cranked that Amish rocket, Jeremiah.
by Gigi banks July 22, 2023
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Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023
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Amish

He’s not male. HE is not a female. HE is an IT.
What is Amish?
by Trump representative November 4, 2019
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