Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

Amish artillery

Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.

I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.

by M1ster_R0gers January 28, 2025

Amish

He’s not male. HE is not a female. HE is an IT.

What is Amish?

by Trump representative November 4, 2019

Amish twins

Two children, with the same parents, born on the same day of different years.

Tobias : Who’s birthday is first? Yours or your brother’s?
Ezekiel : My brother and I are Amish twins. We were both born on April 17th.

by Pappy J.P. October 25, 2020

Amish

its a name of a person

my name is Amish.

by Amxsaviuyworild November 26, 2021

carter amish

A group of people that wear Amish clothes and use horses but also respect other people’s believes and let’s others join in their services. They say grace before lunch to piss off the teachers and are fucking

Awesome, everyone loves them.

See him he’s a Carter Amish man

by Carteramishman October 7, 2021

amishing

Being a term similar to the Indonesian slang term "ngebaduy", this term "amishing" refers to the occurrence where a group of people deliberately choose to go AFK from the modern world and "wean" from modern technology (e.g. electricity, smartphone). Please note that the suffix "-ing" is similar to the Indonesian prefix "nge-", which turns a noun into a verb.

After a week of amishing in the woods, we felt rejuvenated and more connected to nature without our smartphones.

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025