Amish Airlines

Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

Grandma is so afraid of heights and ain't in no hurry - she gonna take Amish Airlines to Portland.

by wfukradio November 19, 2023

amish mask look

Wearing your face mask pulled down over your chin, leaving your nose and mouth uncovered, looking like an Amish neck beard and rendering it completely useless as protection against the spread of the COVID-19 virus.

That Iowa high school basketball coach is making a mockery of his school’s COVID prevention policy by sporting an Amish mask look.

by Mooseface February 16, 2021

fat doinks in amish

fat doinks in Amish. when you smoke a fat doink when it's made out of a corn husk pipe after railing your brother's sister while eating a taco salad out of her ass

yo Bethlehem me and Jafar had a fat doinks in Amish last night

by fat doinks December 15, 2022

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

Amish Masturbate

To "Amish Masturbate" is to masturbate without the assistance of any modern technological advancements.
This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.

Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.

by Epileptic Squirrel Rapist December 7, 2024

Amish tribe

The tribe in the U.S. state Ohio who choose to be AFK from the modern world. Henceforth, the backronym AFK would stand for "Amish Faith Kommunity".

While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025