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Alyssa

Alyssa is short
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Oh shoot the Alyssa is acting up again, better call a plumber
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Who is that?
Oh that’s Kevin’s future wife ,alyssa !
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A thot that is very stupid. Always tends to date people who cheat with there ex's. She is fat and very ugly.
Alyssa is a hoe.
by Brattybrat12345 May 13, 2018
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Alyssa is being such and alyssa
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Synonymous for a girl who only talks to you when she and her boyfriend are fighting. Often, they ask to hang out, using provocative gestures, or even flat-out asking for sex. Usually, the male at the other end will start to feel good about himself, and may tell his friends. However, the fight with the boyfriend will only last a day or two, and before you get the opportunity, she won't acknowledge you until the next fight. Males should recognize the pattern and cut ties with the girl as soon as possible to avoid more stress in the future.
Brad: Hey, did you hear about how Kenny and Jen were going to hook-up?

Jim: Yeah dude, but I heard that Jen girl only talks to other guys when she and her boyfriend Rick are fighting.

Brad: Dude I know, Kenny should realize that girl is being such an Alyssa... it's never gonna go his way.
by redcard101 January 10, 2012
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A very young female kid jailbait if you will who goes after older man. She says she's mature but acts likes she's 5 (crying from not getting her way, mad at people for not seeing stuff her way etc.) The age of an Alyssa is normally 12-15 true Alyssas are 13 and go after 22 year olds. Normally after she finds the pedo that will date her she will call them senpai and always talk bout having sex with them. (Normally says "I want to eat his sperms!") Says she'll be a dictator to her kids even if they don't like it. To sum it a naive hypocrite loli brat.
She's very young dating a super old guy it's an Alyssa!
by heroyoumeanpedo January 2, 2017
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