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alphabeteering

The act of trying to tick off a list of acts of sin to cover each letter of the alphabet. Sins are not necessarily of a sexual nature though usually are.
Man, I'm exhausted from a weekend of alphabeteering. It started off with some adultery then escalated to blasphemy, and the less said about how it finished up with a zebra the better.
by Siblin October 24, 2019
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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alphabetophilia

Austen just committed alphabetophilia! What a sicko!
by Enurysm September 2, 2020
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alphabeticalysing

I was alphabeticalysing my sentence.
by Idk_lolololol March 21, 2021
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alphabetdays

person 1: "Who's alphabetdays?"
person 2: "You fool, you absolute buffoon. I shall cast you to the dark realm."
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alphabetical ordinance

boardinance: A building-code for wooden structures or wild pigs
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways

fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts
Additional examples of alphabetical ordinance include:
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership
by QuacksO July 29, 2021
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Alphabetized

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight
"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"
by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022
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