When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.
by Codewarrior128 November 10, 2013
Drinking large amounts of plain tap water before going to sleep so as to be waken up by the urge to urinate.
by sh0gg0th March 30, 2007
When you are doing a guy from behind while wearing a ski mask rolled up on your head. As you ejaculate you pull the ski mask down over your face and blow an air horn in his ear.
by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008
by myke July 08, 2003
Pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an Alaskan Alarm-Clock involves a male submersing his penis in frigid water, then cock-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
by ilikeclassyhoes December 29, 2010
by Brittany bitch October 20, 2013
when a person or groups of person's accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.
we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the bums alarm system and woke up the neighbors.
by the old crew September 18, 2006