All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

This mission is quite easy if you are attentive

CJ: *loses those mfs*

Big smoke: All you had to do is follow the damn train, CJ

by Friend2850 December 21, 2024

Dirty CJ

When you love yourself so much that you taste your own cum

Have you ever tired dirty CJ

by BigBlackDLover69 June 25, 2025

CJ

A younger man has spent time In jail is a bit immature, jealous, impulsive, and never sits down . Knows a little about everything but is never wrong about anything. Loud all the time. Funny. Will help anyone anytime. Not a relationship guy because he's not very loyal. Probably going back to jail at any moment

Watch out that guy is a real cj

by FCCMoney July 19, 2025

CJ

A “CJ” typically refers to douche career firefighter or service member who is surrounded by other men all times of the day and is unable to repress the need to masturbate, henceforth earning the moniker “chronic jacker”. A CJ usually simps for mid internet celebrities.

Jake: yo how long has Riley been in the bathroom?
John: idk dude. You know hes a CJ
Jake: yeah I hear he ate one of Sydney Sweeneys bathwater soap bars

by SaucyNutz July 24, 2025

CJ ah statement

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.

*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”

by Arusch September 3, 2025

CJ

When a guy gives his boyfriend a rusty trombone after the boyfriend just dropped a deuce.

I love it when my liberal boyfriend gives me a CJ after I dropped a stank duece!

by Das Nasty January 21, 2025

CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025