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Brooklyn Bidet

When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.
"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"
by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022
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Brooklyn Herp

A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.
Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.
by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010
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Brooklyn foxhole

An abandoned car that may provide shelter from bullets during a gunfight or shooting.
When the Magicians and the Knowers took out their zip guns we jumped into a Brooklyn foxhole, an abandoned '41 Chevy in this case.
by North Central Johnny June 17, 2009
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Brooklyn Rage

Tristian: *insults joey*
Joey: Brooklyn Rage!
by TheOGTomatoYT July 21, 2019
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Brooklyn Thanksgiving

A man with a large penis stands in-between carriages on an express train. As the train goes past a station, he hangs out his erect penis, turkey-slapping any commuters standing in front of the safety line.
The video clip to the song features a Ron Jeremy performing a slow-motion brooklyn thanksgiving; the best part is where a man bends down just in time to have the member brush his hair.
by Capital_Clint January 23, 2013
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Brooklyn Prophy

Extracting (Removing) every tooth (32) in a patient's mouth
I just completed a Brooklyn Prophy in the OR
by DrMikeNYC December 9, 2010
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