Truffle Bag

Truffle Bag: What an elderly woman's vagina is called once it has been invaded and infused with over-inflated vericosed veins.

That woman has a truffle bag that should be buried under a tree.
The dirty old lady bastard said, "Hey boys come and look at my truffle bag"

by Magaguadavic December 16, 2018

truffle muncher

Rooting around in one's anus for a tasty treat.

There she is again! I heard she's a truffle muncher!

by GrandFisher September 29, 2018

Truffling

The word used when texting a boy and they seem uninterested, gives short responses and abbreviations.

Friend: “How’s the convo with Tom going”
You: “Not to good, he’s Truffling me”

by Boi it’s tommy November 5, 2019

Truffling

The art of 'deep-diving' through various spreadsheets and budgets to find errors in other peoples work

"It's amazing what tosh a little truffling brings out. I want to have words with whoever input these numbers"!

by Brokerman May 17, 2015

norwegian truffle

When you shove your own testicles into your rectum. Variations include insertion of foods along with the testicles, such as pasta and hummus.

Achmed is acting up. Take this hummus and Give him a good Norwegian Truffle

by US CIA December 9, 2014

dirty truffles

The dirty truffles is when someone is eating lindor truffle candy and won't share any no matter what

Well she's not sharing any of her truffles she is doing the dirty truffles move

by Truffle'z December 6, 2021

Shit a Truffle

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

by Dodyssey January 25, 2022