Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead

Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed’
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’

by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 9, 2019

tool shed

A place where things go to die.

Take *that* out to the tool shed.

by NikM755 October 6, 2015

Shed

1. Noun
Algospeak for “Self Harm” SHed -> SH

Typically used on platforms where terms relating to it are censored.

2. Noun
A more extreme form of NSFW, including gore and viscera.

“She frequents Shed twitter” “Warning: shed”

by Clem137 July 29, 2025

Shed pood

a funny way to say "dumbass with heavy weaponry" usually this word is used in video games.

bruh that Shed pood is doing some nasty damage with that rocket launcher, and he killed himself.

by qhhegqjwjes March 24, 2022

Mexican Shedding Cobra

A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.

"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."

by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024

big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave January 31, 2024

shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021