Samuel Bird

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho

oh my god its samuel bird, *instantly dies from his alpha maleness* then plays fortnite

by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020

Samuel Turenne

Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.

Omg i rlly have to take a samuel turenne, im constipated.

by Luca dargenio May 14, 2019

Samuel Locke

Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.

Samuel Locke has a fat cock.

by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021

Samuel Effect

When one person vomits and it makes another person vomit and it's a complete loop...

So my dad vomited and it started a "Samuel Effect"

by B.B.F January 9, 2021

Samuel Au

Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"

A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.

I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!

by Jacques from (Of mice and men) May 2, 2022

samuel con

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.

Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con

by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is the biggest piece of crap anyone could ever meet, he always thinks he’s cool even though he’s not, he acts like the biggest loser ever, and is commonly called faggot and has a very small penis

This is so samuel

by Jenandofi January 31, 2018