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no noob

Phrase used when asking a gaming or tech related question that sounds like it might be common knowledge.
No noob, but why is internet explorer a bad browser?

No noob, but how do you aim down sights in Call of Duty Blackops?

No noob, but what does alt F4 do?
by Slayerghetti September 24, 2011
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noob

A word restricted to only 13 year kids who spend their life on Xbox live. Usually used when a kid gets angry and loses a game.
Kid1: *Shoots kid2 dead in Modern Warfare 2*

kid2: YOU DUMB NOOB!
by co0ldude124 September 5, 2011
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Noob

Milonakis sucks at Halo.
hE'S SUCH A NOOB.
by Adam Olivo May 5, 2008
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Noob

1."Dude stop being sucha Michael Scott!"
2."A Michael Scott, Like from the Office?"
1. "No. Michael Scott Isley AKA NOOB."
by HK-FLORES March 16, 2009
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noob

someone who is new at something or who just sucks at life
rachel s is a noob and comepletly sucks at life which is the reason why she is a noob.
by morey September 13, 2008
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noob

Noobs are generally people who don't know what they're talking about in any matter. Noobs are largely attributed with forums, however, they have started invading MMOs as well.

Inside these MMOs, a few will attempt to host scams that obviously break the ToS. Others will run around begging people for money. They can be compared to a cockroach, and all noobs are on par with the meaning of fail. A large majority or these noobs will never reach a level past 15 without outside help, and many of them become extremely touchy when you ask what their level is. Researchers are currently attempting to discover whether or not they have any intelligence whatsoever. The fact is not debated much.

Noobs are not to be confused with newbs who have some small clue of what they're doing, but will become better given some time.
A: What level are you?
B: u suck, go suck ona dick
A: Uh huh. Charming. What level are you?
C: Whoa, man, she's just asking your level. No need to get so mad.
B: 1 adn a half

Guess which is the noob.
by Serethia March 12, 2009
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Noob

A sub-culture of Netizens, who tend to overuse acronyms a lot to express emotions.
This, of course, does not apply to everyone, but, mainly to those who use symbols and/or gibberish instead of words, because they think that it sounds cool.
Noobs are a drain on bandwidth.
Stay away from them.
by Princess Michiru Kaiou March 9, 2009
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