Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere
by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018
Get the Lance Boyermug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the I Will Smack YOur BAck Then Lance at Vagina ANd THen Say Get Out Of My Lifemug. by government.doing.stuff December 7, 2020
Get the lance videosmug. 
The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.
by biman05 June 6, 2023
Get the Lance Thirtyacremug. Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!
Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!
by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020
Get the Lancemug. by TheOC January 29, 2020
Get the Lancemug.