Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He is a ching chong. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
Its a JONAH, SO BIG.
IKR SO BIG
by fatima kim jong un May 16, 2024
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Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH
Is that a Jonah.

SO big and fatt
by fatima kim jong un May 16, 2024
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The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.
He looks like a Jonah
I know, so fat.
by fatima kim jong un May 16, 2024
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You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
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If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
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Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah
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Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.

Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah
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